Conquistador Coffee

Clara and I decided to give these tofu-derived fake hot dog things a try for lunch. One bite each, and we changed our minds. This was the day after a bear wrecked the bird feeder and the compost bins, and knocked over the garbage cans, so not wanting to attract it back with smelly fake-hot-dog aroma (and just being silly) we set the remains of them on the big rock at the end of the driveway. Still there. It's been a week.

"Acme Tofu Dogs - Not even starving wild animals will eat them!"